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This page is JUST FOR FUN! Because we all need a little more fun!

Some Jokes

Berry Phunny Definition
Cranoid - A word derived from two other words. Cranium: That part of the skull that contains the brain. Void: Absolutely nothing there. Cranoids can be observed in public, usually during rush hour traffic.

A painter got a job to paint a church. He got half way done and realized he would not have enough paint to finish the job. The painter took what paint he had left and thinned it down so he had enough to finish. Unfortunately when the paint dried the the thinned paint didn't even come close to covering the old paint. The painter sighed and looked toward the sky and said, "Now what do I do?!" Suddenly there was a flash of lightning, a deep commanding voice came from the clouds saying "REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!"

My Grandfather was concerned that my Grandmother was losing her hearing. One night while she sat brushing her hair, he walked up about 6 ft behind her and said, "Hi Honey". He got no response. He moved a little closer and said, "Hi Honey". Again, no response. He walked up and put his mouth right next her ear and said, "Hi Honey". This time she whirled around in the chair, looked him in the eye and said, "FOR THE THIRD TIME, HI TO YOU TOO SWEETIE"!

Berry Phunny Definition
Insurance Food - The extra food you buy when you go McDonald's or Burger King to insure you get to eat all food you ordered for yourself. Example: You are going to McDonald's. You ask your wife if she wants something. She says no, she is on a diet. If you do not buy something extra for her she will still eat half of yours when you come home.

Always buy insurance food if you want a full meal!

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www.unclejayexplains.com

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http://librivox.org/

http://kidswiiviews.blogspot.com

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Berry Phunny - Life and Other Obstacles
by Berry Thompson

My Neck Hurts

Some where as a child I learned a behavior. Maybe it was something my father did. Maybe I saw it on some 1960's sitcom. I really don't know, but when ever I experience a frustrating or stupid action by other people I shake my head back and forth like I'm saying no. And you know what? My neck hurts!

I am the father of twin teenagers, both almost ready to drive. My kids are no different than any other teens. They are wonderful, bright, golden hearted young adults. But, they are teens.

If you have a teen in your house, you shake your head a lot.

If you have a teen in your house:

1. You will never be able to find anything.

2. You will reach for some toilet paper and find there is none.

3. You will be awakened one hour after falling asleep to sign a paper needed for a field trip the next day.

4. You will NEVER get the last Oreo.

5. You will constantly be turning off lights, televisions, radios even if your teen is an ecology aware student.

6. You will burn lots of gas for trips to the crafts store for a project that is due tomorrow. Did I mention ecology aware?

7. You will wonder just what the heck they used your toothbrush on and why?

8. You will find your dog shaved.

9. You will find your other dog shaved.

10. You will not be able to figure out what that smell is.

11. You will be perceived as stupid for about eight years.

12. You will have to repaint the bathroom to the original color.

14. You will NEVER have ANY cash.

That is all I have room for now. You know there is much more. So, I shake my head a lot and yes my neck hurts. A lot!

Oh, actually you can have the last Oreo. You have to put the bag on the top self, in the back of the pantry, inside the box that the food processor came in. . . ahhhh, darn it, now I have to find a new hiding place!

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